Another Public Service Announcement

This is what I think of every time someone describes something as "cray":

Now stop it.  You sound like an illiterate jackass, "crazy" is not a word that needs to be shortened.

(Unless you are talking actually talking about our friendly freshwater-dwelling crayfish.  In which case, carry on.  I'm sure they appreciate the attention and not being confused for their evil saltwater doppelganger, the lobsters.  ...Seriously.  Lobsters are cannibalistic and their diet consists of eating things alive, whereas crayfish do all of the not-that.

*The More You Know***)

This is a Public Service Announcement

If you are like me you may have a tendency to sit at your computer with one foot tucked under you.  PRO-TIP:  Make sure it is not asleep when you decide to stand up.  That tingling is not your body being cute, it's trying to prevent this:

"But I don't have my computer next to a cliff..."
Don't be a fool!  The descent will find you, and will strike suddenly, leaving you crumpled on the floor, a disoriented, undignified, dishevelled mess - assuming it did not kill you by having your head strike something (possibly a desk-y corner, or a cat) on the way down.

BE SAFE.  Follow sitting protocol and beware all tingly feelings in your extremities.